Re-generating a fairy tale - Red Riding Hood

red riding hood........

There once was a girl 
who loved to play, dance and twirl
she lived near the forest
on the east side, not the west
'cause on the west side of the forest lived her grandma. 

  her grandma was sweet but she didn't eat meat
so red riding hood, who was misunderstood
she was told to be bold
and take some juice for the old
'cause her grandma was sick and lived all by herself.

  Red Riding Hood took a trip to the woods
the forest was foggy and she met a big doggy
who advised her to go wrong,
take route that was long
then he ran for the cottage of the grandma.

  the girl found her way
with a bottle of Earl Grey
she arrived at the house
with a tiny little mouse
and then went inside to greet her grandma.

  her grandma looked odd
but much healthier "thank God !"
she had big teeth and she was hairy,
she looked nothing like an elf or a fairy
and she ate little Red Riding Hood at one piece.

  in the tummy of the beast
the ladies had a feast
they were both quite alright
but there was no saving knight
so they must have been thinking of dying.

   the wolf fell asleep
snoring loud like Uriah Heep
it was heard by a huntsman
who came up with a plan
to save the girls from the stomach of the wolf, hurray !